You know, I am really happy to be here. Not many dogs get to go pubbing okay?
No need for the menu, babe. I'd just have that pretty pink cocktail, erm wat's it's name? Ar.. something pussyfoot.
What? They dun serve dogs drinks here? Then why the hell you bring me along? %$^%^#*(&*(#*(*#(*(*#^%&*()_*$$& *toot*toot*toot*