Becoming increasingly restless, I can't wait for Year 2006 to be over.
Two more wedding dinners to come in December this year
Two more impossibly-eligible-for-marriage-life bachelors get hitched
Yours truely remain hopelessly left on the shelves than ever.
Okay, yes yes yes, I do feel the pressure
Not desperately but just painfully reminded once a week when a well-meaning friend goes,
"Oi you think you are still young meh?"
You guys are really great friends
Cause my ma tells me only true friends dishes out reminders in such a brutally honest way
No, seriously...
I know you all have been wonderful all these years
But it just scares me to bits
These relationshipey commitmentey thingy
Passion dies out first, in a couple of years if you are lucky
Then Love dies too, in the 4th year if you have practised great judgement powers
You'd be lucky if you have any form of a domestic partnership left at the end of the day
Throw in a couple of cute kids (temperaments might vary upon delivery and all through period of usage)
To provide some distraction and more than one reason to talk to each other in the partnership
In a nutshell my friends,
I am afraid to venture into anything whom I know would probably flop
10 years or 20 years, it doesn't matter
Because to me, nobody stays together for the rest of their lives anymore.
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Poor thing lah you.
Fear of commitment?
When I was your age,
all I cared about
was getting laid
Getting laid?
I'd be lucky I get cyber sex these days.
*Checks for cobwebs*
Cowebs down there???
I thought it would be a big black dildo....
I only go for the real thing leh.
Plastic sibeh sian...
Sian? Are you kidding???
Those things are like one foot long, as thick as my wrists, the whole shaft squims and vibrates with a rotating head and beads!!!!
No way I'm ever gonna compete with that!!!!
I am old-fashion at heart mah, just some good old plonking, no frills. :)
Old fashioned?
Now then you tell me!!!!
Just what am I gonna do with all those whips and chains I bought for you???
We could use it on my cat. From the scratches, bite marks and bruises all over my body, we could safely deduce that he is into SM.
Hahaha...
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