Maybe it's just the phase my peers are going through..
You know, the see-who-get-married-first-and-who-have-kids-first phase.
Every unattached female peer around me is almost literally screaming "Where's the farking ring? Roar!!! Give it to me baby!!" to the first man they get together with.
Maybe it's just over-rated propaganda on our government's part.
You know, that : Have 3 or more kids better still have a dozen campaign.
One female peer blogged about her beautiful wedding and the rest swarmed in (and I mean swarm) to announce theirs.
One female peer blogged about her pregnancy and the others' blogs were filled with sudden overwhelming maternal instincts, employed, students or bummers whom could barely feed themselves, alike.
One female peer blogged about her giving-birth experience which set the others in an absolute frenzy.
I am actually reading blogs in CAPS that screams: "THAT IS SO ROMANTIC (think she refering to the husband of peer) I WANT A BABY TOO!!"
Erm.. That came from someone unattached hor.
Besides, I would hardly deem 'romantic' an appropriate word to describe a birthing process leh.
Hiak hiak hiak.. sometimes I am so glad I never shared my blog with most peers.
Then can secretly write about them mah.
Eh, nabeh my blog leh.
Kao.
And I was not exaggerating about the 'gimme the farking ring'.
I read a female peer's blog which went like this:-
I went into my dear's friend's shop with my dear hor and his friend hor call me dasao leh!! (T_T)"" Hehehehehehehe so farnie... Anyhow call until I also paisay already..... So I ask my dear's friend lor, ehhh I haven't receive his ring yet leh, how can you call me dasao? Your friend haven't give me the ring yet mah.. HEHEHEHEHE... So hor, I go and tell my dear lor, "Dear , you must go and tell your friend hor I HAVE NOT received your ring yet leh. Must see the ring then can call dasao mah..." Then my dear say, aiya anyway the ring will come sooner or later so whether call dasao now or later also no difference lah. Hehehehehe....
You see, it's all about rings.
In their minds I mean.
And the author of the above paragraph have yet to celebrate the 1st month anniversary of their relationship together.
Now you get what I mean.
It's a rat race out there.
Hai.
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The only rings I have are penis rings.
She calls me Lord of the Rings
Yeah, like the vibrating rings advert I sent you earlier.
Did I?
Lord of the Rings? So kinky.. I like. I used to name his The Titanic. Muahahaha...
Titanic? Is he that big?
Damned, why is he working in a bank?
I would be a porn star if I were him.
Either he is that big or you're a titanic liar
Titanic sounds kinky and fun mah! Like Lord of the Ring you know.
AT least we know it sinks at the end of the day.
Ha!
Sinks? Nah.....
poor girl, you ought to go for EVERREADY
I is getting older, fiesty passionate sexual activities should not last more than an hour or I might suffer from a heart attack lah.
Hehe..
One hour? Does that include dinner and drinks?
No, just wham bam thank you mdm.
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