Just thinking aloud, ignore me.

It has been more than a month since your birthday has passed

I am running out of ideas as to what to get for your birthdays

Buy you nice CDs you also cannot appreciate so waste my money

Buy you nice clothes but you only like the frumpy type you always favoured

Besides you are getting plumper by the day I dunno your size anymore you bitch

Buy you nice ladylike bags you compraint you cannot put your test papers in it to take home

Buy you nice shoes you say you only like flats with big solid straps at the front and back

Buy you nice perfume but you cannot smell anything hai..

Buy you nice make-up sets but you would only use them twice a year?

Buy you nice jewellery but you are too lazy to inter-change them duh..

You stupid aunty you are so fast auntified when you are only barely married for a year

I can't even get away with buying stupid expensive worthless porcelain figurines

Like I did with Sj's wedding gift Precious Moments next door would do

Because it would not appeal to the auntified practical side in you

Maybe I should just get you some little baby clothes

So you would be compelled to make some little nieces and nephews fast

For me to play with by next year

Oh prease just do it and get over with it

I can't stand your lifelong planning anymore

It is as easy as laying an egg

A few clucks and you are done

Bitch.

Haha.